November 11, 2007

10. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

9. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they’re nude.

8. In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Now that’s just wrong!)

7. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth

6. In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture

5. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

4. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” The man isn’t charged nor is his name revealed.

3. It’s against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

2. In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

1. In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.